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Episode 46: UFC 146 at Sir Axman's Castle
| Download | Duration: 01:54:20
Sir Kayak was loving the Booker's
a few party shots at big head
The Knights discuss how much love they have for the Bellator ring girl, Jade.
Yes - she is amazing (cue music)
Yes - she is amazing (cue music)
Sir Kayak goes back in time to discuss a trip to Glitter Gulch in Vegas with the Gurty Man.
Handies = $20
Handies = $20
After a RIP shoutout the Knights give the proper respect to the US Troops for Memorial day.
RIP Lloyd
Memorial Day - Recognize
RIP Lloyd
Memorial Day - Recognize
We talk MMA with Corey Adams from TheMMACorner.com and then drunk dial the cookie empress before rambling on about hockey and other nonsense.
We cap off with a new clown table karaoke - Journey wishes they could escape the Knights version of Separate Ways.
Real song
Our Song
We cap off with a new clown table karaoke - Journey wishes they could escape the Knights version of Separate Ways.
Real song
Our Song
Thanks again for tuning in - next week we will have the Fat Ninja and Steve Goodyear from the 42 Special Podcast. Slap it!
Episode 45: Comedian Craig Gass, The Screamin Zeman and other stories from the Clown Table.
| Download | Duration: 01:56:28
Craig Gass joins us at the Clown Table
We
start this show talking about some important news. The spank bank of
our youth, Lark Vorhees from Saved by the Bell, was recently seen about
town and all we want to know is what the hell happened to her??
This is what you you would see if you opened Whitney Houston's tomb
This is what you you would see if you opened Whitney Houston's tomb
As always we touch upon a little MMA and discuss Jon Jones and his DUI...oh Bentley we hardly knew ye.
Boozin' and Cruisin'
Boozin' and Cruisin'
After
a discussion on dominant men versus henpecked men and the current
status of the NY Rangers we shoot the breeze with Craig Gass. A regular
on the Howard Stern show and seen on King of Queens, Sex and the City
and the Gene Simmons roast,
Craig has been a favorite of ours for years. Sir Kayak saw Craig on the
KISS Kruise and hopes he does again in October. Also known for his master impersonations
and you can hear him on Family guy, American Dad and the Cleveland
Show. We had a blast shooting the breeze with him and can't thank him
enough. Keep an eye out for his first full length comedy CD in the
future.
Craig at the mic and with Sir Kayak on the KISS Kruise in 2011
Craig at the mic and with Sir Kayak on the KISS Kruise in 2011
After
our chat with Craig Gass we talk a little more news and discuss Van
Halen announcing they have postponed the remaining 31 tour dates. Is
this the end of DLR? Stay tuned...
Gary Cherone coming back? That would be Extreme!!
Gary Cherone coming back? That would be Extreme!!
We then talk to the Screamin Zeman from the Total Non-Sequitur podcast and shoot the breeze about comics, Minnesota, podcasting, Wesley Willis and even a little upcoming fisting sessions!
Check them out at BoBoBroadcasting.com
We still miss you Wesley!
Check them out at BoBoBroadcasting.com
We still miss you Wesley!
Be sure to tune in again next week for our Memorial day weekend show...more great guests and more slapping it!
Ep 44: Bellator 68 and a recap with Corey Adams from TheMMACorner.com, The Rebel Princess talking Ranger hockey and other stories from the clown table
| Download | Duration: 01:28:06
Front Row!
Jade and Row A - enough said
Sir Kayak wanted in the Octagon!
We met the Fat Ninja at the fights and look forward to having him on the show in a few weeks!
Fat Ninja will be on in a few weeks!
Sir Kayak had a great exchange with Jimmy Smith!
Sir Axman welcomed back Sir Kayak from WDW
See you in August!
We had a moment of silence for MCA See you in August!
We then introduced the Rebel Princess and talked some NY Ranger hockey...Sir Kayak still owes her a beer!
DZ and the Princess!
We had a great show this week and a great time at the Bellator fights! Next week we shoot the breeze with Dylan from the Total Non-Sequitur and interview one of our favorite comedians, Craig Gass!
Episode 43: Ryan Bennett from the Rytime Geekcast shoots the breeze...
| Download | Duration: 00:44:42
Check them out at Bobobroadcasting.com
Ryan said it was the greatest movie of his generation... I thought it was John Carter?
Will Ryan and the Knights record together in August? (hope so!)
Sir Kayak will be here next Sunday!
After navagating through a minefield of Skype issues the Knights pull the plug and play Sir Kayak's old theme song. Next week the Knights will be sitting ringside for Bellator 68 in Atlantic City - should be a great show (compared to this week, it will seem like the best show) 
Slap it! Flip it! and............Dip it!
Episode 42: We interview CFFC Welterweight Champion George Sullivan and chat about the current scope of MMA with Corey Adams from TheMMACorner.com...as well as other nonsense from the Clown Table.
| Download | Duration: 01:20:26
Could MMA and Chess work? Ax thinks so...
The Knights then get the honor of interviewing CFFC Welterweight Champion George Sullivan. George is a Brick, NJ Native and fights out of the Pellegrino MMA academy. The Knights were at the Borgata to see George win the belt in an exciting, crushing victory.
The Knights witnessed this devastating right from the 1st row
Amazing that the belt fits perfectly!
After the George Sullivan interview and before Corey Adams joins the show the knights recap some of the drama caused by last week's Douche bag of the week....and another rant ensues.
Liar
The Knights witnessed this devastating right from the 1st row
Amazing that the belt fits perfectly!
After the George Sullivan interview and before Corey Adams joins the show the knights recap some of the drama caused by last week's Douche bag of the week....and another rant ensues.
Liar
We then have our first MMA discussion with Corey Adams from TheMMACorner.com as we talk about all the relevant upcoming MMA fights.
Great MMA site... check it out!
The first (and as Sir Kayak's sees it, the only) KISS KRUISE group!
Great MMA site... check it out!
Sir Kayak talks about the KISSKRUISE Maniacs and how we are setting up a big show from the Hard Rock the night before the KISS Kruise!
The first (and as Sir Kayak's sees it, the only) KISS KRUISE group!
The Knights cap this weeks show by recapping some of the tweeps they gave a shout out too....
Check out these tweeps we gave shout outs to in this week's show!
@kelsmads76 (Hillarious!), @BroskieNation (Sir Kayak keeps calling him Brooksie Nation LOL), @rebelprincessNY (we will hopefully have her on the show soon!), @DaMENACElo37 (PR Juggalo in the hizzy) and @kristin2h2sd (one of my new favs!)
Check out these tweeps we gave shout outs to in this week's show!
See you all again next week!!
Episode 41: NY Ranger blues, UFC 145, DB of the week, Daddy Diva and some headlines from today's news.
| Download | Duration: 01:11:22
One and done? See you in October...
Sir Axman discusses a little UFC 145 as well as Bellator 66. Look for Corey Adams from the MMACorner.com to join us next week.
Sir Kayak should have skipped the Ranger game for UFC 145
pssst, big head, you got any cookies left?
Sir Kayak should have skipped the Ranger game for UFC 145
Princess Di asked us to take down our Douchebag of the week notes because we hurt the DBs feelings. I guess it was OK to trample all over Princess Di's feelings like a water buffalo but since it was our outrage and not Di's, we obliged.
pssst, big head, you got any cookies left?
Sir Kayak also discusses how Princess Di calls him Daddy Diva. Just because Planet Fitness is ghetto doesn't mean the Yak is a Diva - or does it?
You get what you pay for and Sir Kayak got a Virus
You get what you pay for and Sir Kayak got a Virus
We finish off with a little talk on some news stories. James Hooker is once again banging his former student Jordan Powers and the Dog Whisperer gets divorced.
Divorced? Didn't they just pass gay marriage in California?
Divorced? Didn't they just pass gay marriage in California?
Until next week...slap it! flip it! dip it!
Episode 40: The Knights at the Staten Island Comedy Festival - interviews Gemini and Soul Joel Richardson and a little Meals with Mele.
| Download | Duration: 01:15:20
I'm here for the Staten Island Comedy Festival and the Joel Osteen meet and greet
Our pals Mike and
Rita Mele stopped by since we were in there backyard and added to the
fun with their wealth of chain restaurants before heading out to one of
their favs!
That's Charlie shaking Mike Mele's hand!
Only reason to ever go to a Red Lobster
That's Charlie shaking Mike Mele's hand!
Only reason to ever go to a Red Lobster
We were able to get an interview and a personal magic trick from Gemini, the entertainer of the day. I thought he was great and look forward to seeing him in the future at the Borgata.
Check him out at GeminiComedy.com!
Check him out at GeminiComedy.com!
Thanks to Sir Axman the Knights sat ringside for 2 consecutive nights of MMA fighting this weekend. We saw Bellator 65 on Friday and CFFC
last night at Borgata. 23 fights of pure goodness! Sir Axman lost some
wagers in the crowd thanks to some great advice from the MMACorner.com's very own Corey Adams!
Bloodbath this weekend!
Bloodbath this weekend!
We finished our stay at the Staten Island Comedy Festival with an interview with organizer, comedian, radio host, promoter and all around great guy Soul Joel Richardson.
Epidsode 39: Sir Kayak's B-day and Easter Sunday. Let's talk cock bongs, NHL playoffs, dropping deuce and other deep thoughts.
| Download | Duration: 01:07:17
Sir Kayak is getting old!
Sir Barber has a nice ring to it...
Jehovah's are getting relentless
The Knights offer up a great discount on a cock bong from the smoke shop in NYC!
Smoke it like you mean it - and tell them the knights sent you for the discount!
Hoboken - the birthplace of baseball!
Let's go Rangers - and anyone that plays the Penguins!
Sir Kayak's new nutritionist at NYU - sigh. Next visit he'll bring the Visine
Damn Sir Axman - don't you know me? I'm Sherlock Holmes, Bitch!
Smoke it like you mean it - and tell them the knights sent you for the discount!
Hoboken - the birthplace of baseball!
Let's go Rangers - and anyone that plays the Penguins!
Sir Kayak's new nutritionist at NYU - sigh. Next visit he'll bring the Visine
Damn Sir Axman - don't you know me? I'm Sherlock Holmes, Bitch!
The show wraps up with foods that cause instantaneous deuce and some deep thoughts by Sir Security.
Happy Easter - It's worth a Deuce!
Happy Easter - It's worth a Deuce!
Be sure to come out and see us next Sunday as we record live and kick off the 5th annual Staten Island comedy festival!
Episode 38: Lobster Rolls, BoBoBroadcasting news, Ryan Bennett plays the Facebook game and other stories from the clown table
| Download | Duration: 01:10:53
Listen to the Knights being interviewed on the Surfing Aliens this week!
BoBoBroadcasting welcomes the Stupid Wankers Podcast to the Network!
Sir Kayak reflects upon his dinner the night before at Ed's Lobster Bar in NYC for the first segment of "Knights of the Dinner Table".
5 out of 5 Lances?? Yeah - it was that good.
Ryan Bennett takes time out from the Rytime Geekcast and the Circle Jerks podcast to belly up to the clown table and try his luck for a round of "Facebook, who the fuck are you?"
Did Ryan Bennett lose any "Friends"?
Spoiler alert - Ryan lost this "Friend"
5 out of 5 Lances?? Yeah - it was that good.
Ryan Bennett takes time out from the Rytime Geekcast and the Circle Jerks podcast to belly up to the clown table and try his luck for a round of "Facebook, who the fuck are you?"
Did Ryan Bennett lose any "Friends"?
Spoiler alert - Ryan lost this "Friend"
The show wound down with a story about Sir Caveman and a little dippage into the royal mailbag.
Me no like Ryan but me still listen...
Keep the mail coming - unless you are asking Sir Kayak for oral favors
Me no like Ryan but me still listen...
Keep the mail coming - unless you are asking Sir Kayak for oral favors
Episode 37: Coffee, bathroom safety, Star Wars fun and lots of clown table chatter.
| Download | Duration: 01:18:05
I can "help" you get some coffee
9 months from now - "I am your father"
Looks like they are serving the black bean soup today
KISS Kruise is 7 months away but the message boards are buzzing today
